Do Not View This Before Eating

This has to be the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Hi! I’m Lee Roystone.

I wanted to share with you my John Kerry memorabilia. I can’t

believe I still have it! It was all in a box in the attic. It’s been a very

long time.

I began dating him when I was a Harvard graduate student and

he was a first term senator. I worked part-time at Earth Day and

he was the Senate sponsor. I met him at the Earth Day press

conference with the American Lung Association. I was in his

world for 20 months. We were both single. For me it was

interesting and significant.

What follows can only be described as nothing more than strange. I mean scary, stalker kind of strange.

This goes beyond party lines. . . I feel bad for ol’ John Kerry. It’d be humorous if it weren’t true.