Virgins Meet in Sin City
Okay, sure they met in Las Vegas handing out cards, but this is the number that got me:
Many supporters cite increases in sexually transmitted diseases as reason enough to wait until marriage. Studies show that in the United States there are about 45 million cases of herpes, 20 million cases of human papillomavirus (HPV) and 900,000 people living with AIDS.
So with a population of 275 million and change, you mean to tell me that almost 20% of all Americans have herpes?! Ewww. . .