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It’s a C-O-N-spiracy

You know, there has got to be a way to create your own conspiracy theories online, just by connecting the dots. Sort of a “Six Degrees of (fill in the blank)”.

For instance:

(1) My brother Jason worked for…
(2) the VP of Minor League Baseball, with connections to…
(3) Major League Baseball, which is currently involved in…
(4) A massive scandal involving the use of illegal drugs supplied by…
(5) Drug dealers whose profits go to train in Columbia…
(6) Terrorists affiliated with the IRA.

Thus the genesis (and silliness) of the vast majority of conspiracy theories.

Now repeat after me: Correlation does not imply causality…

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