Official: Saddam to Be Executed Tonight

Before 10.00pm tonight, by hanging.

Methods of execution that won’t be used tonight: electrocution, mustard gas, mutilation in a beef grinder, suffocation, shot behind the head, buried half alive, stoning, mass warfare… you get the point.

Justice will be served. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

UPDATE: Here’s another method I forgot:

State television ran footage of the Saddam era’s atrocities, including images of uniformed men placing a bomb next to a youth’s chest and blowing him up in what looked like a desert, and handcuffed men being thrown from a high building.

Nope. None of these methods will be used.

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