Refining the fine art of surrender

Seems as if the French-equipped Iraqis are eager to surrender to Coalition forces. Too eager:

The motley band of a dozen troops waved the white flag as British paratroopers tested their weapons during a routine exercise.

The stunned Paras from 16 Air Assault Brigade were forced to tell the Iraqis they were not firing at them, and ordered them back to their home country telling them it was too early to surrender.

“They were a motley bunch and you could barely describe them as soldiers – they were poorly equipped and didn’t even have proper boots. Their physical condition was dreadful and they had obviously not had a square meal for ages. No one has ever known a group of so-called soldiers surrender before a shot has been fired in anger.”

Chirac’s commending of the moral integrity of the Iraqi soldiers should be coming any minute now. . .