Baghdad prepares for the worst

The people of Baghdad seem to be preparing for the worst in terms of guns and butter. Just who they will turn their guns on is a different question altogether.

Meanwhile, the mouthpiece of the Ba’athist government, the Iraq Daily, has some words for the United States and her Zionist entity:

The President criticised the US sponsoring to the Zionist entity and increasing their weaponry.

“At the time the US destroys other states weapons, they increase producing their weaponry what is happening in the Zionist entity,” President added.

The President elaborated that Iraq had agreed UN inspection teams come back to Iraq just to unveil the US and British lies that Iraq had produced weapons of mass destruction in the post – 1998 era or it had withheld them. “The inspectors have come to find nothing”, the President commented.

The attendants pledged the President to be faithful soldiers to defend their country and maintain its independence and sovereignty.

The meeting discussed the armed forces preparations to thwart the hostile schemes.

For more laughs, visit the Iraq Daily.