Iraqi civilians feed hungry US marines

Nah, they aren’t happy to see us.

As troops munched on their feast, one medic warned the food could have been deliberately contaminated.

He was quickly disregarded as the hungry marines forged ahead to make a fondue out of a donated tin of Australian processed cheese, but the potatoes were eaten before the cheese could melt.

“Man I never thought a boiled egg could taste so damn good,” one burly marine observed.