Sister Calls Cops on Pizza-Stealing Brother

This is great! Not that I support the fact that she called the police on her brother for stealing food (put locks on your door if you’re that interested), but the brother’s response to the whole incident:

Moser said Richards continues to deny taking the food, though he admitted to authorities that “the facts look awful bad for me.”

The facts look awful bad for me?! C’mon fella! Guy practically got caught with the hot dog in his mouth!