We Want Your SOUL!
Check this out. . . hilarious!
WWYS® has been formed by a consortium of international companies – including leading financial and genetic research institutions – to create a product that gives you an actual CASH VALUE for your soul.
You can receive a guaranteed CASH SUM for life, in exchange for an agreement that entitles WWYS® the rights to your soul from now until all eternity.
Obviously a joke, but in case you are interested, my soul has been valued at £57490, or $95513.87 in dead presidents given the exchange rate of 1.6614.