…channelling John Rocker:
So I was stranded near Tysons Corner at some ridiculous hotel where cabs apparantly (sic) don’t service.
So I crossed some crazy busy street to ask a few guys at a gas station pumping expensive gas where the metro was. They had no idea.
I asked the guy inside the locked gas station hub where the metro was. No idea.
So then I see a bus with “metro” branded on its side. Asked where/how to get to the metro. No idea but he said “hop in.”
Now sitting on the bus.
I’m definitely the only English-speaking person and perhaps the only citizen given NOVA’s tolerance for illegal aliens.
Get me out of here and back to the District.
Guess the commoners of Northern Virginia weren’t up to par with the Capitol Hill tastes of some folks.
No great loss.