Ah yes… and what are the end results of such a catastrophic impact on Tempel 1? Why, it altered my horoscope and changed the natural balance of the universe!!!
Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) – the approximate equivalent of the mission’s cost – for her “moral sufferings,” Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would “deform her horoscope.”
NASA representatives in Russia could not immediately be reached for comment.
I’d bet.