RWL: The Warnerese-to-English Translator!

This is blogging gold:

In our third year, we traveled the Commonwealth, holding an honest discussion with Virginians about what they expected from state government. In the end, Republicans and Democrats came together and we fixed the budget mess.

In our third year, when Chichester and Potts asked for the moon; I fell down on my knees and thanked God for my good fortune. I went around the state promising I’d only raise taxes half as much as those clowns, and the rest is history.

We brought more fairness to our tax system.

We told those fools in Northern Virginia that if they paid even more through the nose, that we would use the money to fix roads – and they fell for it.

We saved our Triple-A bond rating.

Wall Street told me to cut spending or raise taxes. See above.

Beautiful. I sure do hope we can see more installments in upcoming Mark Warner speeches… because this clears up everything.

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