Bishop hopes chocolate, invites will bring back worshippers

That’s right, in place of substance, Anglican Bishop Nigel McCulloch has decided to offer chocolate and toys in order to increase church attendance.

What even worse is that he recognizes the problem. “We will, unless there is a turn in the tide, be a Church which gradually disappears from this land.” And for good reason Your Eminence. . . although I don’t think it will be necessary to explain why.