SHAVING INDUSTRY LIES

Heck yeah! Tired of looking at the commercials that show these guys shaving with eight blades and getting a clean shave every time – while in your heart knowing it is a lie??? Time to look for an alternative. . .

So what are we to do? Fear not, for I have discovered the perfect solution for us hairy bastards.

That’s right guys, you’re going to start using women’s razors. Why? Because these cheap things are way sharper than the best men’s razor. Think about it… these razors aren’t made to shave a small area like a face, they’re for shaving an entire LEG. Hell, TWO LEGS! Yeah, yeah, I know the whole “pink” thing isn’t that appealing to most men, but if I can get a good shave for a decent price, I don’t care if child labor slaves made ’em. And these things are very cheap in comparison: Pink “Daisy” Razors cost 5 bux a pack or less for TEN RAZORS! Fuck the “manly” Mach 3 Turbo with it’s shiny chrome look and “rubber grips”. I’m sticking with PINK from now on.

Good idea! *nods*