Style Weekly: Morrissey’s Strange Odyessy

If there was one line to describe the odd and deplorably hilarious saga of l’affaire Morrissey, this paragraph has to take the cake.

Morrissey arrives at the General Assembly building about 20 minutes before the session is scheduled to begin. He tells reporters that when he was released from jail this morning, his Jaguar was covered in ice and he couldn’t get the door open.

Because those are the daily problems of most inmates at the Richmond City Jail — yes?

All due apologies to Homer and Odysseus, of course.

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