Monthly Archives: October 2003

U.S. Officials See Hussein’s Hand in Attacks on Americans in Iraq Grreeeeaaat. Now Saddam is coordinating attacks against Coalition forces in Iraq. Or is he? Officials acknowledged that the reports of a significant role by Mr. Hussein could not be … Continue reading →

“What crawled up yer ass?” Okay, so I was having a bad day yesterday. But that’s not my fault entirely! Thank you for the concerned e-mails though (concerned bah, most of y’all were pickin’ on me). Translation of Goethe’s Hyperchonder … Continue reading →

I HATE POLITICS (or at least what it does to normally good people) 1. People get nasty during the last week of the election cycle. And not just the opposition – folks that are supposed to be on your side. … Continue reading →

Senator Allen on FOX News, C-SPAN Radio. Fresh off the press: U.S. Senator George Allen (R-VA) will appear on the Fox News morning show, “Fox and Friends” tomorrow morning at 8:10 AM. Later in the morning, he will be the … Continue reading →

39 America Japan 26! For anyone cultured enough to be interested, America won the Rugby World Cup.

WASHINGTON’S WHISKEY!!! I just might have a new favorite brand! Washington started his whiskey business in 1797, after leaving politics. The enterprise, which relied on slaves, thrived. It yielded 11,000 gallons of whiskey and a profit of $7,500 or about … Continue reading →

40 die in Baghdad carnage In five separate attacks, Ba’athists dressed up as foriegn aid workers sent ambulances through security checkpoints. The blast blew down a 40ft section of the wall in front of the three-storey Red Cross building, destroying … Continue reading →

Confederate Cemetery Wall Collapses WOAH! I didn’t know this happened, and its almost 36 hours later!!! About 6 a.m. yesterday, an 85-foot section of the Fredericksburg Confederate Cemetery’s brick wall collapsed. Nearby residents reported hearing the wall, which fronts Washington … Continue reading →

Scalia Goes After the Loose Constructionists Of course, that’s not how ABCNews interpreted the speech, entitling their article “Scalia Ridicules Court’s Gay Sex Ruling.” If I can find a transcript of the speech I’ll post a link, but this seems … Continue reading →

Space storm coming to Earth THE END IS NIGH!!! Well, not really. . . but your cell phones could go out. . . Scientists are warning about a strong geo-magnetic storm expected to hit the Earth tomorrow. Forecasters say the … Continue reading →