Am I the only one suffering from withdrawal?

So I’m a a news junkie, and the past few months (well let’s face it, the past few years) have been nothing but red meat for folks like me. So when we are done bombing Iraq, Wall Street is being punished, any looming recession has been stalled, City Council is getting along, and even Matt Drudge has nothing on the headliner, you know how bad things are.